TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LIKE BASEBALL

Baseball is boring. It moves too slow and there should be a clock for the pitcher. They play a million games a year so the first half of the season doesn't even count. But because they play so many games it's on ALL THE TIME. So I figured that if I were a fan I'd always have something to watch. So I watched the Phillies beat the Dodgers on Sunday. The game had it's moments and had an exciting finish but other than that, boring. I feel like I was spending most of the game waiting for something to happen. It got so slow at one point that the commentators started discussing how many sunflower seeds one of the players in the dugout was eating, and this was a close game, I can't imagine sitting through a blowout. Oh well I'll watch a few more games and see if it grows on me.